My first official mobile posting. You dont want to know where Im blogging from....trust me. So day 2 of operation fat boy is well under way. i made it through the night without groping for the rolaids and actualy woke up this morning...on my own... \o/
im 5 points into my day. Thank god my coffee is 0 or id have used all 37 before noon. im excited to see the long term changes and even more excited to not need a sports bra when i run... not that i run unless its to save my life.
Sometimes my headphones dont go loud enough to drowned out the world. Ill be first in line for the chip in the brain. I cant wait to tug my ear and have iTunes pumped directly into my head at like 850 decibles. Theres prolly gonna be some bleeding. I think its a fair trade.Everything sounds better loud. Seriously, Britany RAWKS when shes so loud that your headphones start to vibrate off your head. You you you are... I missed my dad today. I wonder if you really are in a better place like they always say. Sorry for bein so random but Im kinna off tonight. Not down so much as just blah. The heroin seems to take the edge off but I think the crack is making me paranoid. I just realised that not only did I miss Heros last night but since my DVR is broken that I didnt record it either. As if I need to be punished any more today. LOL, everyone thinks I crashed. I totaly just X'ed out and said fuck it. Today was the official start of my diet and it sucks. Normaly I wouldnt even be hungry but since Im restricted to what I can eat of course Im effin starvin. If I use 0 points tomorrow can I use 74 today? If no one is looking do I have to count it? Chuck Norris doesnt have to count points. Ever wonder why your here. Not what your purpose is but honestly why the fuck you exsist period. Any of us. I got a chance to catch the latest incarnation of Dr. Who and it was actualy pretty cool. Ill have to Torrent it I guess. Im getting more and more random so I guess Im done.
I wondered why Parker brought his Nightfinder with him to drop off Lulu at mom's house... Of course I didn't think much of it till we pulled in the driveway. Suddenly the lack of lights in the house and him shouting "your guns are on the table" as he ducked inside gave away instantly the fact it was an ambush. Entering the pitch black house I had just enough time to scoop my mavericks up from the table and cock both as the first dart whistled by my ear.The next 3 minutes were a blurr of giggles and darts, most of which found there way to the most sensitive parts of my body. I unloaded all 12 rounds and emptied both guns without a single headshot [headshots win in my house]. Lights on to find darts, reload and regroup for round two. Guns at the ready I dive into the kitchen, patented sock slide across the floor into the dining room. I spin, crosshairs pegged into teach the doorway to the kitchen and through the archway into the dining room. I'm sure I fired on both of them but it didnt matter cause the last thing I felt was the barrel of Parkers gun as it connected with my forehead...
Ok, so it doesn't look SO bad in the pic, but trust me it hurt like a bitch and it bled even worse. My sister just came home and her and Brad each got a Nightfinder. I'm thinkin 2 in 2 out breach the house and let the darts fall where they may...
Right off the bat... I want to thank Jessi for wakin me up with the Tranny picture. You know its gonna be an off day when the first thing you see is some "dudes" nuts hangin out of there thong.. Oh god I just threw up in my mouth a little...again. Fortunatly I got passed that and realised just how much I love my new phone. Yeah I know I only had the last one for like a month but it got old quick. Touch screen phones are neat... for like 4 minutes. I got the new LG LX600 or the "Lotus" as its affectionatly called by the fine people at LG [life IS good isnt it?. Yes I got the purple one, no Im still not gay. Just tired of black phones. I thought the shape was gonna throw me off, it looks a little goofy at first bein all square and shit but it feels real good in my hand. Keys are just the right size for texting and email, lots of fun extras that Im just now playin with. The "One Click" inteface is cool, makes it easy to do the basic stuff like read messages and such. Anywho, its neat and I highly suggest you check it out if your lookin for a new Sprint phone. The Rant is hawt too but its too effin big. The Lotus is all that and it fits in the palm of your hand. I have to cut this short... My sister wants me to look something up online. Ill BBS to ramble on as always...
I didnt realise that I havnt talked to Amber in 7 years... Through the magic of Facebook we found each other and I was like OH SNAP! Not that it matters cause you dont know who the hell Im talkin about but this is a good story..
I will never forget the day I met Amber. Mike had been talkin about the girl across the street for a while and I hadnt met her yet but I could tell he was diggin her so I was like cool. I go upstairs to take a leak and of course Im minding my own buisness enjoying the breeze comin from the open window. I happen to look out to see this chick in the cutest little sundress struttin her stuff down the walkway like a true pimp should. Im strating to feel creepy cause Im like hawkin this chick through the window, and mind you Im cock in hand so its even weirder. Just as Im about to look away and go back to my buisness she starts to step over this rope kinda fence thingy at the end of the walkway. The world goes into slo-mo... Later I realise I pissed all over Mikes floor from laughing so hard... Doesnt this chick catch a heel on the rope as she steps over and busts her ass on the ground HARD. Now normaly its not funny to laugh at someone fallin down but the whole situation was just too much too handle. Yeah so 15 minutes later I come downstairs and meet Amber, grass stains and all.
